I know a lot of you right now are asking "what the heck is this?" Well it's quite simply a better way of writing English. In case you hadn't already noticed, English spelling is stupid. Completely and totally stupid. This is because the alphabet we use is not suited to our language. The Shavian alphabet was designed especially for English - and so it suits it perfectly. No need to go find a dictionary when you want to know how to spell anything - just spell it the way you say it! That's how simple it is.