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"Ze Euro is coming, you silly English Schweinhünde! In return for ze massacre of 5:1 at home, ve vill destroy your British sovereignty and turn you all into mindless robots! Ve vill make you all buy Frankfurters and drink Weissbier whilst dressed in Lederhosen!"
Although some stupid people seem to think so through some strange, warped version of logic, EUROPE IS NOT GERMANY. Much more to the point, a lot of the stupid people out there can't get over the fact that WE'RE NOT AT WAR WITH GERMANY ANY MORE! My advice to them: Go home and catch up with the news over the last 50 years.
That was a partly political broadcast by the League Against Xenophobic Activities, Terrorist Incidents and Venting of Extremism (LAXATIVE). Now, we return you to your programme.